I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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