I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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