Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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