apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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