Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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