Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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