i can juggle bunnies
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...