So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
FUCK WHALES
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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