She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.