either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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