Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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