i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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