his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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