Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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