We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize