I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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