just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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