They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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