i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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