You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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