So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nicole vs. Life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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