Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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