would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I need to sanitize my soul.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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