its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
either way he was missing a nipple.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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