fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend