Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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