He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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