I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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