Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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