Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
