PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
