Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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