K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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