So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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