how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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