is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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