God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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