I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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