talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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