Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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