just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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