Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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