it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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