drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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