Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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