ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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