Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Pooping to opera.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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