The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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