She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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