It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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