There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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