I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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