Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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