Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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