I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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