I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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