people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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