well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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