And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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