Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
