There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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