Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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