she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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