i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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