i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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